Christian Bale's Hotel Suite in Demand; K-Fed to Do Workout Video?

LONDON — Batman bore Christian Bale is now due back in court in September after being released on bail a few days ago. Interesting fact: The suite where the alleged incident with his mother and sister took place at the Dorchester Hotel in London is now so in demand that it's booked up for the next year ... creepy.

Bale, meanwhile, was rude and dull at the London premiere of "The Dark Knight," and as far as I'm concerned, the family rift was far more exciting than anything that is in the movie. ...

Kevin Federline, the ex-husband of Britney Spears and one-time back-up dancer, has piled on the pounds of late and admits that it’s the “pressure of looking after my children.“ Even Britney has mocked him, claiming that he now “looks like he is expecting a child."

So what is he about to do to rake in the cash? Make his own Hollywood workout! He told my L.A. mole: “I plan to get back to looking ripped and sexy again — I know I have let it all go but watch me fly this year." The DVD will be out in time for the New Year and is set to make Kevin a cool collection of megabucks … if, of course, we buy it. ...

Not one to gossip, as you know, but take heed of this nugget — I hear that royal insiders are in the process of setting up a meeting with Prime Minister Gordon Brown regarding planning a national U.K. holiday around high summer next year. What could that mean? Only a royal wedding, of course. Looks like Kate Middleton will finally land her man as she marries the heir to the throne next summer. You read it here first.

And does Middleton look slightly different to you? She should, as she has had her first teeth whitening treatments. The princess-in-waiting is, I can reveal, very oral-conscious and likes to look her best in smiles and pictures. She told a mole, “It burns so much but I have good teeth and I am a tea drinker, so I have to be careful for stains." Will Prince William be the next in line to go under the laser?

Mariah Carey hit town recently to promote her new album and single, and the star told me a few secrets along the way. I had tea with Carey at the glamorous Claridge’s hotel in the heart of London, where she set us straight on some rumors:

“Eminem — he is obsessed with me, he claims we had an affair ... spoke to him once and I have no idea where it all comes from, but if he writes anything he'd better be careful — my lawyers are watching.“

"I adore British men and I rather fancy Prince Charles … he is suave, educated and has a great role model thing about him.“

"Look, I think my weight goes up and down all the time. We are what we are and nothing else — you can’t change everything, can you?“ ...

Breaking news from the world of George Michael — he recently popped up on the TV show "Eli Stone“ in a bid to win back his long-lost U.S. fans who deserted him after he was caught in that famous L.A. men’s room.

George, who recently signed a $6 million tell-all deal with Harper Collins books, has let it slip that his career could be over with this book.

"To be honest I am holding nothing back and there are a few U.S. stars ... major ones that may be married now that won’t like the outcome as I plan to let slip exactly what happened. If it all goes wrong, so what? I will retire — I am more than happy for that.“ The book is set to hit stores around October.

If you have seen pictures of troubled diva Amy Winehouse looking well, don’t be fooled! It’s a new wax work of the “Rehab“ singer for Madame Tussauds in London. As I told you last week, they scrapped the idea of Leona Lewis in favor of the tattooed Amy. Winehouse refused to see the piece, but her father, Mitch, was on hand as ever with the media to “reveal all.“

Zac Efron may be the "High School" musical lovely, but I hear he is keen to land a stint on the West End stage to “prove what a real actor he is." No singing or dancing roles — his team is looking at a meaty role that will “show off his full range of talents.“ Thought we saw those in that tight T-shirt.

Madonna's brother Chris bored us with his book last week and now returns are in — it's official, a total flop for the publishers after diva Chris refused to do that much PR. Good idea when you actually meet him in the flesh. ...

Neil Sean is a FOX News Channel contributor who has reported extensively on the royals, entertainment and lifestyle trends from London.